• mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
flamingno:

the sims facebook page just posted this and i’m scared

ashlynharrris:

nobody hates glee more than people who have sincerely loved glee at some point in their lives

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian
blackcatkin:

DO HE SEE THE BOOTY
blackcatkin:

OH LOR HE DO

waltzingwithfire:

Reading this article on IPs (so INFPs, INTPs, ISTPs, and ISFPs) and relationship challenges and this came up: ‘Rather than meeting their obligations, IPs may burn time watching television, surfing the Internet, or playing video games as a means of distraction. Such behaviors serve to soothe or stave off feelings of anxiety associated with directly facing and participating in life.’